MistressMaryD

Alice Abernathy cosplayer, Proud member of Team Kaczmarek

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As a Floridian: Yes.

Weather forecast:
64 degrees with sunshine.
English Person:
Quick let's get the BBQ, paddling pool and deck chairs out, let me go get my shorts and flip flops oh and don't forget the sun tan cream factor 50.
WELSH PERSON:
What is this strange, bright light? Oh my God, get inside children, get inside, it could be dangerous, have we got anything to protect ourselves, no, only raincoats, oh help, what's this odd feeling, I'm not cold, it must be what we've read about... warmth.
SCOTTISH PERSON:
WIT THE FUCK IS THAT
Texas Person:
Oh God. OH GOD. WHERE DID THE WARMTH GO? JESUS SAVE US ALL. HURRY TO CHURCH AND PRAY, CHILDREN, PRAY THAT THIS FROZEN LANDSCAPE SOON THAWS.
Florida Person:
It's such a nice day outside today. Maybe...whaT THE FUCK WHY IS IT SO DAMN COLD. TIME TO BREAK OUT THE JACKETS, SCARFS, UGGS, PANTS, AND MY HAT. JESUS CHRIST WHAT--FUCK IT'S RAINING.
Tumblr Person:
Nice day for blogging.
California Person:
Oh great, more fog.

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I finished Prototype last night

And I have a few gifs too appropriate not to use for my feels about this.

The last few missions (Elizabeth Greene, The Last Man, Two Tickets) before the final boss:

(^ Greene gets her own fucking gif, that bitch)

(^ And these are Taggart and his fucking fleet of shit I had to chase (and lose) multiple times)

I almost died of laughter (albeit hysterical, half crying out of frustration/half threatening to break my console laughter) when Alex started screaming at Taggart. It was that undeniable major, psychotic fucking hatred that took over his voice that did it. Finally, someone in a game shared my feels about a situation! It felt good hearing that someone was as frustrated as I was (even if it was the in-game character). And yelling along with him while my friends laughed at me was also fun.

The final boss (Supreme Hunter)…I don’t have the perfect gif for it, but here’s my attempt:

I felt so betrayed! I wish I could record my commentary and gameplay, because the ranting I did even made me laugh; after the fact. Like: “Dude! We were almost friends! Why won’t you love me?! What did I ever do to you?! Let’s talk this out like reasonable peop- Oh shit.”

But I think my taunting during the actual fight was much better: “Aw, what’s the matter, Cross? Can’t get me up here, huh? Can’t jump, can ya bitch?! Ya know why? Cuz I’m better (and sexier) than you! Suck on that!”

…And then he killed me. When he had almost no health to speak of.

So I did it again. And continued to taunt him. My two friends (they were chatting and listening to me over Skype) kept saying I finally lost it because I wasn’t crying (as I had with Greene, and the bullshit chopper and tank hunting/breaking) and I was just hysterically giggling and yelling “Take it, bitch!”

Then I did the fangirl “Oh baby no!” When the bomb detonated and Alex turned into mushyness. T_T And then he came back and I squeed happily. And clapped.

And, of course, how I felt knowing I (finally) finished the game:

All these emotions happened when I already knew the end of the story. It didn’t make it any less of an impact.

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“Resident Evil 4 and 5 are my top games out of my entire collection - despite I’ve played probably every Resident Evil game, spinoff, and REmake out there, 4 and 5 will always dominate my games and my gaming adorance(?). Go on and say I’m not a ‘real fan’ because all liked (and still am liking!) the franchise’s new approach, but I don’t give one if you like or don’t like what I do.;)”
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Resident Evil 4 and 5 are my top games out of my entire collection - despite I’ve played probably every Resident Evil game, spinoff, and REmake out there, 4 and 5 will always dominate my games and my gaming adorance(?). Go on and say I’m not a ‘real fan’ because all liked (and still am liking!) the franchise’s new approach, but I don’t give one if you like or don’t like what I do.;)”

residentevilconfessions.tumblr.com